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Rouen

August 2017

First thing a tourist sees - an old station

Second - calm traffic (so calm that bro was looking at me, not at the road and crosswalk)

France and its car industry are a bit strange, but you get used to it quickly

French classic - blocking roads with flower pots

Button for crossing a single-lane road

Eur

Ope

French classic. For sale, horse and the crookedest phone number writing in the world

Find the traffic light. White street signs

Temporary barriers. Very fast, very functional, very ugly

Most useless thing in the world - display boards at stops

Beauty

Average age of people on the streets - gray-haired women (10 times more beautiful than young made-up non-gray ones)

Long crossing where you can't race

Most of the center is absolutely pedestrian

In the evening, I think, it'll be beautiful

Though during the day it's fine too

If they don't cover it with ads

Here street artists stick posters

Here's what happens to a white sign after rain

Blah-blah-blah, Europe, all that

De_Italy

Attention to the sign at the bottom, delivery only 5 odd hours a day, drive only 15km/h, that's how it should be

Europe

Trash cans like in Paris

Unfortunately, even here there's tourist craziness

Buckets

I'll be away for 2 weeks. Have a good summer

No ads, thanks. All people in Europe, by the way, are divided into 2 types. "No ads, thanks" and "Listen, ads are fucking banned." Interesting which works better

Rouen is alive

Though buses are shit

Suddenly turned out the city has another bank

Where noticeably more people became visible

The skin color of these people is noticeably darker than on the other bank

France is champion at the dumbest labeling of obvious things. 7 G out of seven, yoba

Even Rouen's "black" district beats the whitest districts of other countries

But yeah, the old center is accessible mainly to white people

City workers, their parking. Looks like they invited a Soviet worker for the design

Traffic lights

Going back to the center. I remember the problem - hell to find a supermarket. I was buying sandwiches there

Turns out the city has a tram

And a psychologist-hypnotist

Even though nobody in the world knows about Rouen, people live here and don't stress

Kitsch brigade

Beauty and life

Seemed to me this is Merkel when young

Europe

And this is Europe. In the very center schoolkids on skateboards are in charge, not cars. Countries where it's not like this - shame

Gas sign

Even in the ass of the city there'll be good fonts

Salad

Art

Nature

Suddenly, there's metro here

Europe, I'm saying again

Hello,

Speed bump even in the ass of the world

Care for pedestrians, even in the ass of the world

In other words: Rouen, like generally all of France - is the best ass of the world in the world!

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