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Hello, Fedyan

Hello, Fedyan!
Saw your blog, very good, but still didn't understand which courses to choose?

Hello, my friend, here everything is very simple.
At the moment your willpower was enough to watch two and a half videos made by some cripples.
Most likely you haven't yet managed to google, to read.
I could tell you which courses are better, but here's the problem - what's better for the person with the longest penis on this site and what's better for you are different things.
At the moment the best course for you will be a googling course and a reading course.
Statistically the best abroad are those who know how to do this, not those who got wildly lucky and I descended upon them with the words "main thing don't fuck up, main thing don't fuck up"
Choosing courses is the same skill as making yourself scrambled eggs.
Today's Czech courses industry is a pile of shit in which you need to find not a needle, but shit that will be pleasant to swim in at least for you.
Google, look for those who abroad achieved at least something of what you think you'll achieve and find out where they studied specifically.
When you see a blogger advertising courses, know - you won't repeat his success.
When you see a person who studied and works, this option is better suited.
But best will help you the one who went to shitty courses, studied at a shitty university and works at Zara in Brno. Find out from him exactly where he studied and ask yourself 3 times if you want to go there too.

Hello, Fedyan!
Why study language in Czech Republic offline 1200 hours and study profile subjects, if my friend learned Czech to B2 level online in 600 hours?

Hello, my friend, things are like this.
Anyone with scissors can cut your hair. And someone who knows how can cut you well.
Yes, you can get a certificate without even appearing in Czech Republic. But then for considerable money you'll only get a certificate.
For 1200 hours of language in the country you'll get an additional perk - actually, the language. Want to see how it is with paper but without language? Try living a week in Russia without using Russian. You don't have a D in the quarter for English, you weren't kicked out of school?
The analogy, I hope, is clear - both the English Olympiad winner and you, the C-student, get diplomas in the end. Only one diploma came with knowledge, and the other - with you.

Hello, Fedyan!
I came up with this solution - I'll learn Czech in Moscow, enroll in Czech university in English, come, find work and shit on you. What's wrong with this plan?

The solution isn't bad, but there's a minus - you'll have nothing to eat, so you won't be able to shit on me. In everything else the plan is iron, and it will fulfill its goal - enrich the tutor in Moscow and the owner of the Czech university.

Hello, Fedyan!
I disagree.

Hello, my friend, this is absolutely normal.
There's no absolute truth. But there are rational decisions and not so much.
Rational decisions are easy to prove - it's not scary to talk about them under your own name.
Irrational decisions often start with "my buddy did it that way", "at our courses students enroll with 99% probability", "Varlamov doesn't lie".

The thing is, what I say can be checked and you can try to repeat all this.
Repeating the path of "buddy", "99% of students" and "Varlamov" is impossible - these paths don't exist in real life. They exist only in people's heads as sold ideas. Beautiful but not real.
Find the most dull, ugly and expensive way to emigrate and I promise, everything will be good for you.

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