August 2017
Before leaving for my France tour, I asked friends where to go in France. Nobody really knows much about France, but a friend from Argentina said it's cool in the south - in Lyon and Marseille. I knew about Lyon that a whole bunch of digital nomads go there - all kinds of Americans whose employers have no idea where they're working from (widespread working from home wasn't fashionable yet then). Decided, we're going there.
From Paris it's 400km, but takes less than two hours by train. France is a perfect country, though nobody knows about it.
The first thing a tourist sees

Hot in the city, lots of greenery

Wide and somehow "yellow"

Signs are blue

Purely Lyon thing - stones limiting parking

Sometimes with a tire, just like in Syktyvkar

Paid parking is indicated by a word. In conditional Prague - by colors (hence expressions like "blue zone")

Trash cans purely Lyon

Turns out the city has metro (in a couple hours I didn't see public transport at all)

Prostitutes are indicated simply by name, which is often a sign hinting that there are many migrants in the city. I even wrote separately about this

Lots of sun in the city, but thank God, greenery too

But not everywhere

Feel how it's scorching

Fountains don't save

Lyon is a hilly city, so there are tons of beautiful views

Here, one more

Traffic in Lyon is quite noisy

Lots of bridges in the very center

You can remember Lyon like this

Or like this

In the historic center everything's the same as in all historic centers of Europe

With one difference - notice the average age of a tourist

Architecture

Agree with this speaker

If you turn off main streets, full of such dead ends

Dead ends usually look creepy and dirty, and there's always a car in them

I wanted to gather courage, went into a cafe to eat. Sat at a table, waited 15 minutes, left. Apparently the ordering system works somehow in its own way.

Beautiful street sign

Pedestrian bridge

Slide for adults, slide with a cover on top so you don't burn your ass (whoever slid down a hot slide knows what I'm talking about)

French classic - completely invisible traffic lights

Another memorable photo for me - the woman in the photo, when she walked past me, looked at me with the camera like she was a model and I was photographing her. I didn't get this joke at all, why French women loved to stare at me like that

Quiet Lyon

Leaving, a person sees loud Lyon

Which looks like all other big cities in the world

Lyon proved to me once again that the south isn't for me. I'm a white northern person, and of all France I liked Lyon the least. Even short light dresses didn't help.
The cherry on top was that at the entrance to the shopping center they checked me because I was dressed "wrong." Well, dressed Czech basically, tourist-like with a backpack.